I’m not a big fan of the gym. I’m not working on my six pack-I’m trying to work off the six pack I drank over the weekend. I’m going because I don’t want to have to box up all my Large t shirts and buy new XL ones. During the winter, I’m also trying to keep my fat ass from slowing down my wide, coffee table-esque snowboard.

I try to watch tv while I’m at the gym, listen to entertaining playlists on my ipod, but none of it works. I still find it as exciting as studying in the library. Here’s a few items that might help make your daily gym routine a little less “routine.”

Ripple Junction “Globo Gym Purple Cobras,” $17.99 from Urban Outfitters

Grim Job “Grim’s Gym” Tank, $31 from I Came From Nothing

Electric Zombie “Ecto Orange” Gym Bag, $25

Homage Socks, $12

32 “Zamboni” Hockey Jersey, $34.98 from Darkside Snowboards